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Halcyon Comprehensive is a fictional school from the Mr. Gorzug novels by Nole Moody. Visit the author's website
Halcyon Comprehensive is a state secondary school in Sussex, part of the Trust. Like many schools, we have too many children who need help and too few adults with time to give it. We have some of the hardest-working staff in the county, a front office run on military lines, and, since one ordinary Tuesday, a teacher from the Red Vale.
Mr. Gorzug arrived by portal, unannounced, during the morning rush. He was expecting a battlefield. He was issued a timetable, a fluorescent duty vest and Year 8C, and has been with us ever since.
“Before the breach, Halcyon had been failing in the ordinary human manner. Not dramatically. No towers fell. No banners burned. The science block remained mostly attached to the rest of the building, which was considered progress by several inspection criteria.”
“For several hours, Halcyon became what it had always secretly been, a defended place … The school held. Not cleanly. But it held.”
Mr. Gorzug's own account, from the prologue to The Required Qualifications
“If you misuse it, I will remember your face.” Mr. Gorzug, to a Year 10 pupil, on his first morning.
Followed, in the same incident, by a straightened tie, a firm nod, and two words: “Do better.”
“I am walking.” “You are travelling unlawfully.” Corridor expectations, as explained on the last Wednesday of term.